"First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?"

1. Harry Potter
2. Zim
3. Starscream
4. Severus Snape
5. Stewie Griffin
6. Bender R.
7. Bam Margera
8. Steve-O
9. Dib
10. Jason Voorhees
11. Spongebob Squarepants
12. Jasper Hale


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Spongebob & Bender!?!? Heck no I've never read anything like that! They're from 2 completely different worlds! I don't think that it would be a very good slash fic., but a cross-over between Spongebob Squarepants & Futurama might be interesting.... ^_^'


Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
He is in a weird kinda way... So yeah??? Not very... Sorry Snape! ;_;


What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
... Jasper? Pregnant with Steve-O's child!?... That actually doesn't sound that bad. The kid would grow up to be a bipolar empathetic stuntman.


Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
I have! ZADR FOREVER!!!! XD


Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... Yes! Not physically, but they think the same way. They would rule the world together


Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Stewie/Dib or Stewie/Jason.... I'm going to go with Stewie/Dib. For 2 different reasons: 1) Because they are both overly obsessive. (Stewie with killing Lois & Dib with Zim), 2) Because Jason belongs to Freddy! Everyone knows that. ^_^


What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?
Bam Margera walking in on Zim & Jasper?... He'd probably make a Viva La Bam episode out of it. Lol.


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Starscream & Jason?.....
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That's a tough one... (Transformers Movie Verson) Starscream hears a story about Jason from Sam W. & Mekayla. He goes to Camp Crystal Lake with them to prove that it's only a myth... He leaves Mekayla & Sam alone to search for Jason. Sam & Mekayla decide to have sex in the cabin to pass the time. Jason finds them, comes after them, and kills them.
Starscream returns to find their bodies lying naked on the ground. While he's examining the bodies Jason pops up, and stabs Starscream in the foot with his machete. Starscream is infuriated, and kills Jason with his null rays... (Does he have those in the movie???.. Oh well! That's the only weapon that I know he has.) He then takes a picture of Jason's body, and flies back to the Decepticon base to show it to Megatron. Megatron slaps Starscream for wasting his time, and goes off to try and kill Optimus Prime (Again). Hurt by Megatron's actions Starscream goes to Optimus to tell him of Megatrons latest plot. The two get to talking & end up having kinky spark sex! Starscream later deflects from the Decepticons, and spark bonds with Optimus.
Jason, meanwhile, is sent to hell, and during that time he learns how to defeat the Transformers. He's finally brought back to life by Freddy, and the two team up to kill Starscream. Freddy starts haunting Starscreams' dreams while Jason... (IDK.. prank phone calls him, or something.) Ultimately Freddy & Jason win! Using the cool tricks that Jason learned while in hell.
Optimus becomes infuriated as he watches Starscream die in his arms, and vows to avenge him. He fights against the two slashers, but is eventually defeated. He's heartbroken because he couldn't avenge Starscream, so, in an act of desperation, with the last of his strength he asks Megatron to destroy the two who had killed both him & Starscream.
Megatron agrees. Not because he actually liked Optimus or Starscream, but because he's furious that a couple of dead humans could do something the he'd never been able to: Kill Optimus Prime. While he's busy plotting his revenge, Freddy & Jason become veeeeeeery close. They have slasher sex, and just as they finish Megatron blows up the Earth. Freddy & Jason both perish. With no dreams to haunt & no camp to protect they decide to settle down together in hell.
Meanwhile, Starscream & Optimus are together in heaven & live happily there. (Starscream got in because of his good behavior towards the end of his life.)
They all live happily ever after!
THE END!!!
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Well, you told me to make up a story... It's your own fault for asking such a weird question.


Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Possibly... If Harry Potter was an ordinary human, or if Steve-O was a wizard.


Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Viva La Bam: El Corazón, Mi Alma, Mi Todo
Translation: Viva La Bam: My Heart, My Soul, My Everything
I went with the whole Spanish thing cause the title of Bam's show is in Spanish. ;3


What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Damn! I set that one up PERFECTLY! It wasn't intentional. Lol.
Lets see... if Snape & Harry got together... I've actually read a story on FanFiction.net that pairs these two up perfectly. It's a series by: Shadowphoenix called Embers and Ashes. It's one of my fav. fics. on that site. It's under my fav. authors list if anyone wants to read it.
It's faaaaar better than anything I could come up with. ^_^


Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I honestly have no idea... Do I even have friends on this account???


Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Same as the one above.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I've known several people who draw Spongebob. But who wouldn't want to!? He's just soooo adorable. ^_^


Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
*Shrugs*
I probably would if I was creative enough. :3


What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Jason doesn't speak. (Unfortunately)


If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
*Sings*
I get knocked down, but I get up again! You're never gonna keep me down!


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Wizards, Robots, & Vampires! OH MY!!!!


What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
... O.o
...
Zim: Hello! Fellow horrible meat-squishy! Would you be my filthy disgusting love pig!?
Jason: ... *Raises machete*
Zim: O.o' AHHHHHHHH!


When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Earlier today! I reread mine all of the time looking for typos, so it's a pretty common category for me to read.


What is Six's super-secret kink?
He's sooooo totally into humans! (Especially Fry!) He just pretends like he's not.


Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober
NO! Dib's into aliens, not sponges!!!


If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
... Starscream would have to be veeeeery careful with him either way. Lol.

"One (Harry Potter) and Nine (Dib) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Dib) suddenly runs off with Four (Snape). One (Harry), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Spongebob Squarepants) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Jasper Hale), then follows the wise advice of Five (Stewie G.) and finds true love with Three (Starscream)."
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
... Inter-species LOVE!!!
IDK... I certainly couldn't, but I welcome anyone to try. Lol.